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iamthebeanman
what if five nights at freddys was five nights at morrisseys and he jumpscared you with racial slurs
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Mozzaddy
DO NOT DOWNLOAD TALKING MORRISSEY. If you look into talking Morrissey's eyes you will see a man staring back at you!!! One day, a girl downloaded talking Morrissey and "Morrissey" asked if the girl eats meat. The girl lied and replied, no. Later that day, the girl and her family had a BBQ during which they ate many animals. They didn't know that talking Morrissey was watching them... After eating many animals, the girl was feeling very glutinous and looking even more so. She tossed and turned all night but couldn't get to sleep. Finally, at 3am [the spooky among us bean men hour] the girl began to fall asleep. Suddenly, she awoke, somebody was speaking to her. She ran into her parent's room but they weren't there! She knew she had to phone the police, so she grabbed her phone, when she switched her phone on it was frozen on the talking Morrissey app... "HELLO SWEETIE", said talking Morrissey. The girl and her family were never seen again. Human remains were found on the BBQ.
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chuutidinha
if morrissey says not to eat meat, then ill eat meat...that's how much i hate morrissey
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Mozzaddy
I'm quite a bit taller than most people. One of things I do to pass time whilst I'm in a line is to inspect people's hair. I've even considered creating a chart in which I rank people's hair on five points: 1. thinness, 2. dandruff, 3. greyness, 4. positive shine, 5. negative shine.
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alicepilled
Morrissey has only got one ball, Marr has two but very small, Rourke is rather sim'lar, But poor old Joyce has no balls at all.
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graceundrground
Hi my name is MORRISSEY. I'm 64 years old. I am very similar to you... Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A few years ago a group of [str*ight] men pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The m*n said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had my beautiful jaw torn off. Send this message to 2 people after you read the whole message if you value your life! A boy called Robert Smith received this message. He just laughed and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing... MY LAUGHTER! He got really scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message... But he was too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying, "You will never have him back!" No one has found his body yet... because he is with me!... Send this to 2 people in the next 5 minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as Robert's.
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DavidLynchCafe
morrissey is a hypocrite anyway, he sucks cocks, but will not eat meat. it doesn't make sense
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SkyChicken05
What a brilliant and relatable talent these young lads have, I hope none of them tarnish their reputations in 30 years time.
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bigluke444
how is that racist he was trying to find a word to describe how they treat animals and they treat animals horrifically so he is commenting on their lack of human decency.
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bigluke444
everything has a context but woke haters like to ignore that, do some research the comment was in regards to how they treat animals
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Mozzaddy
You haven't read the article, have you? I don't blame you, it is the Guardian, but you should probably read something before you send it to someone. The whole quote was ""Did you see the thing on the news about their treatment of animals and animal welfare [In china]? Absolutely horrific. You can't help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies." That is not racist. It is a bad choice of words, but in full context it is not racist.
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Obscuriparnuage
You can literally slap any the Smiths' song title and that's the story of my life.
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Mozzaddy
The spunken-in-the-bunken list is a list written by Morrissey that consists of the names of his most loyal fans who must report to him to be pumped in the rear. The number of people named on the list corresponds with what age Morrissey is turning, this year the list will consist of 65 people since Morrissey is turning 65. The list is published on the 21st of May at 6 pm. If you are named on the spunken-in-the-bunken list and do not report to Morrissey by 00:01 of the 22nd of May, you face a fate worse than death, BLACKLISTED FROM THE SPUNKEN-IN-THE-BUNKEN LIST FOR ETERNITY!
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nhanhanhanha
Has anyone listened to their non-remastered albums? How do they sound in comparison to the 2011 remasters?
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Ugra-Karma
This Morrisey guy got some funny opinions about every single topic. Someone should give him a podcast.
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SkeletonTime
Every time I am listening to the Smiths and it's an instrumental part I get up and wave to the source of the music saying "Hi Johnny!" 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
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Mozzaddy
If wikifeet men only has one person donating £5.99 a month for the procurement of Morrissey feet pics then I am alone. If wikifeet men has a million people donating £5.99 a month for the procurement of Morrissey feet pic then we are together. If wikifeet men has nobody donating £5.99 a month for the procurement of Morrissey feet pics then I am DEAD!
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setitaIIablaze
Morrissey would've been a prime idol for liberal american white kids to look up to. He was vegan, LGBTQ, and sensitive. But suddenly, he dislikes a group of people who likely hate vegans, lgbtq, and sensitive people. Now the liberal kids are REALLY against him.
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araicd
"being a smiths fan entails despising morrissey" Me: erm no. it just means you're a mindless, self-obsessed sheep who never even got The Smiths. you should stop listening to The Smiths and go and listen to Linkin Park or some other socially acceptable musicians like the good little sheep you are.
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Mozzaddy
A friend tells me that 'Wikifeet Men' only has four photos of Morrissey's feet. In particular, one where he's lounging on a bed, leg raised on the wall next to a framed photo of Bobby Charlton, which he tells me is quite nice. That certain friend is asking that if anybody has any photos of Morrissey's feet that aren't on Wikifeet Men, or FeetFinder, if you can send them to me at MozzaddyFanmail@gmail.com - and I will pass them on to this friend of mine.
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r3b3lg1r11
Hi my name is MORRISSEY. I'm 64 years old. I am very similar to you... Did I mention to you that I'm dead. A few years ago a group of [str*ight] men pushed me down a sewer hole to try and embarrass me. When I didn't come back up the police came. The m*n said that I had fell and everyone believed them. The police found my body in the sewer. I had my beautiful jaw torn off. Send this message to 2 people after you read the whole message if you value your life! A boy called Robert Smith received this message. He just laughed and deleted it. When he was in the shower he heard laughing... MY LAUGHTER! He got really scared, rushed to his phone to repost this message... But he was too late. The next morning his mum entered his bedroom and all she found was a message written in his blood saying, "You will never have him back!" No one has found his body yet... because he is with me!... Send this to 2 people in the next 5 minutes if you don't want your fate to be the same as Robert's.
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